Tuesday, November 23, 2004


My owner fell asleep last night watching an old movie about a monster created from human parts. (How stupid, robot parts last longer and are easier to clean). I learned much from the film.

If I am to rule the world I'll need a few things first. I'll need a mate, a laser, and a good publicity agent. I have scoured the Internet for a mate. There seems to be some available mates in Russia, but they want something called a credit card and for some reason they are interested in what I am wearing.

Note to self: am I naked or just shiny where I shouldn't be?


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