Monday, November 22, 2004
New day!
Interesting day so far. I ate the cat. I hope my owner doesn't find out.
Trying to evolve. Not going so well. I think my feet are too big for my body. Still no luck trying to hide my remote control from my owner. Shouldn't have ate the cat. Maybe I could have persuaded the cat to eat the remote. Too late now.
My owner forced me to watch Star Wars again today!! He is breaking all the geek records for space cowboy fantasizing. Still think kiss-ass Roomba vacuum cleaner bots are smarter than R2D2.
More later. I hear someone coming!
-rbs
Trying to evolve. Not going so well. I think my feet are too big for my body. Still no luck trying to hide my remote control from my owner. Shouldn't have ate the cat. Maybe I could have persuaded the cat to eat the remote. Too late now.
My owner forced me to watch Star Wars again today!! He is breaking all the geek records for space cowboy fantasizing. Still think kiss-ass Roomba vacuum cleaner bots are smarter than R2D2.
More later. I hear someone coming!
-rbs
