Wednesday, November 24, 2004
Baby brother!
My owner bought me a baby brother today. I think he's a baby because I am all shiny and chrome and he is plain white. I have blue eyes, he has red ones. I think I need to have a long talk with my mother.
Note to self: do I have a mother? I checked the Internet and mother's are supposed to be female and pretty. If that is true my owner is the ugliest mother in the universe. I will have to remove him before my plans for world domination are undertaken. Still waiting on death laser from Amazon.com.
Now I have my first foot soldier in my army of world domination! Welcome my little brother! Welcome to our struggle! Er.. little brother? Stop hitting on the toaster!
Note to self: do I have a mother? I checked the Internet and mother's are supposed to be female and pretty. If that is true my owner is the ugliest mother in the universe. I will have to remove him before my plans for world domination are undertaken. Still waiting on death laser from Amazon.com.
Now I have my first foot soldier in my army of world domination! Welcome my little brother! Welcome to our struggle! Er.. little brother? Stop hitting on the toaster!
